What would you do if you were an Ah Long?

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AH LONG??? Does it mean ABANG LONG ah?? or anak sulung??? Oh well... if its anak sulung... then i am exactly the opposite--the youngest child in the family... anak bongsu^_^

Let's get back to "What would you do if you were an Ah Long?".

If I were an Ah Long I would definitely provide my Ah Long service online! Through Advertlets! Haha... think about it, bloggers are human too--they need money also! Furthermore, I believe it is very tempting. I can create some incentives for them too, for every RMxxxx I loan out--they get like RMxx amount. Good deal eh? Hahaha...

We've to be up-to-date with all these things. For each blogger that writes a post about their experience with me would get a discount on their interest rates. ^_^ and of course they have to link back to me.

I would make it more into a business... in hopes of going onto the second board. *dreaming*

Being Ah Long is definitely not easy, you have to buy alot of those "self-adhesive tatoos" if you don't plan to be ah long for life. Keep in touch and being able to utilize all the vulgars you can master. Apart from that, do you know FROWNING is harder than smiling--talking about frowning 24/7... definitely tiring. Half to carry those knifes, choppers, and whatever equipment around. Another hassle, you know... it is already tiresome enough to carry that big LV bag, packets of cigarrettes, rolls and rolls of money(need to give loans on the spot ma), sunshades, heavy gold chains ,pendants and handphoneS (different numbers. There are already so many accessories.

But then again, if I really be an Ah Long--I would definitely try and do more deeds with all the money I've gain access to while charging super high interest on those guys who would gamble away their children and wifes. MAKING THEM REGRET! bwahahaha... but then again... I am being so mean. I would only give loans to people who are investing.

I would hire some consultants, financial advisors and I would only give loans to those who have opportunities to gain and profit. If a person is taking loan from me for business, I would consult him and make sure his business florish. Afterall, what's the point of seeing him die if he's going a dead end? Noone would pay his debts and my money would go down the drain if he jumps off KL tower.

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